Be Honest

Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST

1. Where were you 1 hour ago? In our home, probably walking from room to room.

2. Who will be your next kiss? My husband, duh!

3 Are you wearing socks right now? Nope. Hate socks. I avoid wearing socks and shoes at home.

4. When was the last time you went out of the state? December.

5. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 day? Nope.

6. What was the last thing you had to drink? Canada Dry's Ginger Ale.

7. What are you wearing right now? Am I supposed to be blunt here?

8. What was your last purchase? Two larger boxes of diapers, a large box of wipe refills, small plastic bowls with lids (for our baby's food), a box of infant rice cereal.

9. Last food you ate? Meal or food in general? Most recent food I ate was chocolate icecream with strawberries embedded in it, in the "Love It" size, at Coldstone.

10. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My sister.

11. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Two polo shirts from Old Navy.

12. Do you have a pet? Yup, a goldfish.

13. What's the last sporting event you watched? Can't remember.

14. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? Hawaii, Western Europe, the Bahamas, lots of places.

15. What is the last thing you purchased online? Daytimers, refill pages, for July 2007-June 2008.

16. Do you miss anyone? Plenty.

17. Last play you saw? Play, can't remember. Last musical I saw was "Rent."

18. What are your plans for the day? The day is almost over, only eleven minutes before midnight. Take the load out of the dryer, read a bit for my Intro. to Phil. class, brush my teeth.

19. Ever go to camp? Huh?

20. Were you an honor roll student in school? From time to time.

21. What do you know about the future? Very little.

22. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Neither.

23. Where are your best friends located? All over the place.

24. Do you have a tan? What constitutes a tan?

25. What age do you want to have kids? We've got one now. Would like more.

26. Last person who made you cry? Everyone knows the answer to THAT one!

27. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? None.

28. What is your mood? Calm.

29. Are you someone’s best friend? Indeed.

30. What are you doing right now? Picking my nose. What do you think I'm doing. I'm reading and typing on the computer!

Dr. Phil Test, I'm a 39

Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did
this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a
lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty
accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test
for yourself and send it to your friends.

The person who sent it placed their score in the
e-mail subject box. Please do the same before
forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person
who Sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as
you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were
in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This
is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at
many of the major corporations today. It helps them
get better insight concerning their employees and
prospective employees.   It's only 10 Simple
questions, so...grab a pencil and paper, keeping track
of your letter answers to each question.

Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read
YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to
friends/family, and also send it to the person who
sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the
subject box.

Ready??

Begin...

1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon &and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you..
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your
hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...

a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you..
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone
you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay
unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and
you're interrupted........
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few
moments before going to sleep you are..
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are..
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually y have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant






POINTS:
1. (a) 2    (b) 4    (c) 6
2. (a) 6    (b) 4    (c) 7    (d) 2    (e) 1
3. (a) 4    (b) 2    (c) 5    (d) 7    (e) 6
4. (a) 4    (b) 6    (c) 2    (d) 1
5. (a) 6    (b) 4    (c) 3    (d) 5    (e) 2
6. (a) 6    (b) 4    (c) 2
7. (a) 6    (b) 2    (c) 4
8. (a) 6    (b) 7    (c) 5    (d) 4    (e) 3    (f) 2
 (g) 1
9. (a) 7    (b) 6    (c) 4    (d) 2    (e) 1
10. (a) 4    (b) 2    (c) 3   (d) 5     (e) 6    (f) 1




Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should
"handle with care." You're seen as vain,
self-centered, and who is extremely dominant... Others
may admire you, wishing they could be more like you,
but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too
deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly
volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural
leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not
always the right ones. They see you as bold and
adventuresome, someone who will try anything once;
someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.
They enjoy being in your company because of the
excitement you radiate..

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting;
someone who's constantly in the center of attention,
but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to
their head. They also see you as kind, considerate,
and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up
and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious,
careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted,
or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes
friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect
the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to
know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust In
your friends, but equally that it takes you a long
time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking
and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely
careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really
surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or
on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine
everything carefully from every angle and then,
usually decide against it They think this reaction is
caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous,
and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who
always wants someone else to make the decisions & who
doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything!
They see you as a worrier who always sees problems
that don't exist. Some people think you're boring.
Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Now forward this to others, and put your score in the
subject box of your e-mail, like this:
"Dr.Phil's Test, I'm a 46"

Positive proof of global warming

Caramel Apple Cider is still offered at Starbucks

I forgot to mention that last week, Manda & I went to a stand alone Starbucks. It still serves Caramel Apple Cider. Thank goodness. Whew.

Dog and Cat Diary

I am fond of pets, although I've only had cats in my life. When Isabella's older, perhaps we'll get another cat and get a dog. For the time being, a friend sent this to me.

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Placed in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the someone's "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously a loser. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ...for now...

caramel apple cider no more, big bummer

went to barnes & noble with a girlfriend this afternoon. attempted to order a caramel apple cider. they don't carry the drink anymore. bummer, dude.

brilliant new words

From a friend. These new words & explanations are brilliant!

• Thought you might like some of these creative words:
  
  Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again
  asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
  
  
  The 2006 winners are:
  
  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which
  renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  
  2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  
  3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until 
  you realize that it was your money to start with.
  
  4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  
  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
  bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
  sign of breaking down in the near future.
  
  6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
  getting laid.
  
  7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  
  8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
  person who doesn't get it.
  
  9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  
  10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
  
  11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
  
  12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really
  bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
  
  13. Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
  consuming only things that are good for you.
  
  14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
  
  15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
  they come at you rapidly.
  
  16. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
  you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  
  17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
  your
  bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  
  
  18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
  the fruit you're eating.
  
  The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
  yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
  common words. And the winners are:
  
  1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
  
  2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one
  has gained.
  
  3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  
  4. Esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  
  5. Willy-Nilly, (adj.) impotent.
  
  6. Negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing
  only a nightgown.
  
  7. Lymph, (v.) to walk with a lisp.
  
  8. Gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
  
   9. Flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has
  been run over by a steamroller.
  
   10. Balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
  
   11. Testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
  
  12. Rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
  proctologists.
  
   13. Pokemon, (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.
  
  14. Oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with
  Yiddishisms.
  
  15. Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul
  flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  
  16. Circumvent, (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
  Jewish man.