brilliant new words

From a friend. These new words & explanations are brilliant!

• Thought you might like some of these creative words:
  
  Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again
  asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
  
  
  The 2006 winners are:
  
  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which
  renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  
  2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  
  3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until 
  you realize that it was your money to start with.
  
  4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  
  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
  bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
  sign of breaking down in the near future.
  
  6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
  getting laid.
  
  7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  
  8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
  person who doesn't get it.
  
  9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  
  10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
  
  11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
  
  12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really
  bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
  
  13. Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
  consuming only things that are good for you.
  
  14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
  
  15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
  they come at you rapidly.
  
  16. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
  you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  
  17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
  your
  bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  
  
  18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
  the fruit you're eating.
  
  The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
  yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
  common words. And the winners are:
  
  1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
  
  2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one
  has gained.
  
  3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  
  4. Esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  
  5. Willy-Nilly, (adj.) impotent.
  
  6. Negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing
  only a nightgown.
  
  7. Lymph, (v.) to walk with a lisp.
  
  8. Gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
  
   9. Flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has
  been run over by a steamroller.
  
   10. Balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
  
   11. Testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
  
  12. Rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
  proctologists.
  
   13. Pokemon, (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.
  
  14. Oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with
  Yiddishisms.
  
  15. Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul
  flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  
  16. Circumvent, (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
  Jewish man.